What is the most funny funny dirty santa gift?

Hi Every year, my husband’s family organizes a “Christmas Piggy” gift exchange for adults either taking a gift from the pile or stealing someone else’s We’re not allowed to give gift cards We’ve been doing this for years, and I’m running out of ideas We’ve given a car wash kit, candles and wine, bath and body products, Yeti mugs, tool sets, blankets and socks, and charcuterie and cheese sets This year I’m out of ideas Does anyone have any special gift ideas for a man and a woman

I’m so glad I read your previous gifts I thought this was an adult gift exchange and wondered why anyone would choose to do it as a family

1 A Squatty Potty and a Toilet Humor Book Total for both about 30 2 Neck and Shoulder Heating Pad with Weights for Pain Relief Total about 33 You choose which one is for the man and which one is for the woman :sweat_smile:

I bought a cheap sock from a dollar store and filled it with emergency supplies duct tape, a cheap knife, WD40, and a screwdriver with extra bits in the handle It’s been stolen many times The other gift I’ve often been robbed of is a wool blanketponcho, but we live in a cold area

Battery Daddy and some batteries Label printer I use mine more often than I thought, lol Ancestry DNA kit Cordless screwdriver I can’t believe I built IKEA stuff without one

Here are some things my family exchanged last year, but now we give unisex gifts AirTags or Tile Tags A phone stand for watching TV A mini waffle iron A 6can mini fridge A Carhartt cap A Lego set Lottery tickets haha A lightup alarm clock

Board games, card games, strategy games, etc I like the TT couple that plays together and have put some of them on my gift list for my husband

Don’t know if you’re short on time, but since you’ve already given sweets, why not give Universal Yums Choose the “Gift” option and purchase a unique box of your choice with home delivery Each box has a theme and contains a small booklet with interesting facts about the corresponding country, as well as various snacks Depending on the size, you can choose between boxes from the United Kingdom, Greece, USA, Belgium, and South Korea We also have a special Christmas box available with delicacies from various countries A truly original and fun experience for a family or romantic evening Harry David also offers wonderful gift baskets If you’re looking for a more traditional idea, don’t hesitate to contact us

Santa once gave me a scratchoff map with all the places I’ve visited I love it, and now my kids have fun scratching off the states too They scratch like a lottery ticket

Our lottery tickets are stolen all the time Even those cocktail mixers that just have alcohol added Interestingly, I’ve seen Christmas sets at Walmart and Joann Fabrics

TJ Maxx offers sushi and burger socks They’re always helpful

Mug Cat Teapot Ring Light, Microphone, Phone Holder, Tripod LED Light Strip

My great aunt once brought a breast mug yes, a ceramic coffee mug shaped like a breast you could even drink from the nipple to our family white elephant, and she was the life of the party

Alcohol It’s unisex A bottle of champagne on New Year’s Eve is always a good idea

Last year someone brought a box of ramen noodles but taped a twenty dollar bill under the lid Nobody found it until later and we still joke about it